Scrubs & Motherhood with Nurse Zinny

Patient (shouting):
“Nurse! Nurse!! Come ooo! Something is wrong!”
👩🏽‍⚕️ Nurse Nnenna (rushes in):
“What happened sir?!”
🧔🏽‍♂️ Patient (pointing at IV):
“My blood has finished! Look! The bag is empty!”
👩🏽‍⚕️ Nurse Nnenna (looks… then sighs):
“Sir… that is not your blood. That is your drip.”
🧔🏽‍♂️ Patient (confused):
“So… I’m not dying?”
👩🏽‍⚕️ Nurse Nnenna:
“Not today sir. You’re just hydrated.”
🧔🏽‍♂️ Patient:
“But why didn’t it stop by itself?!”
👩🏽‍⚕️ Nurse Nnenna (adjusting line):
“It did stop. That’s why you called me.”
👨🏽‍⚕️ Another patient from the next bed:
“Nurse, please check my own before it finishes my destiny.”
👩🏽‍⚕️ Nurse Nnenna (laughing):
“All of you, calm down. Nobody is losing blood today!
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Nurse Nnenna (checking vitals):
“Good morning sir, how did you sleep?”
🧔🏽‍♂️ Patient (serious face, holding phone):
“I didn’t sleep well… I’ve diagnosed myself.”
👩🏽‍⚕️ Nurse Nnenna (pauses):
“…Okay sir, what did you find?”
🧔🏽‍♂️ Patient:
“It’s not malaria. It’s a rare disease… I saw it on Google. Something like… Hyper… hyper…”
👩🏽‍⚕️ Nurse Nnenna:
“Hypertension?”
🧔🏽‍♂️ Patient:
“No no… worse than that. Google said I have only 3 days.”
👩🏽‍⚕️ Nurse Nnenna (trying not to laugh):
“Sir… what are your symptoms?”
🧔🏽‍♂️ Patient:
“Headache, small fever, and my body is doing somehow.”
👩🏽‍⚕️ Nurse Nnenna:
“So basically… malaria.”
🧔🏽‍♂️ Patient (defensive):
“But Google said—”
👩🏽‍⚕️ Nurse Nnenna (collects phone gently):
“Sir, if Google was a doctor, this hospital would close.”
👨🏽‍⚕️ Doctor walks in:
“What’s going on here?”
👩🏽‍⚕️ Nurse Nnenna:
“Doctor, our patient has graduated from Google University.”
🧔🏽‍♂️ Patient:
“But I researched!”
👨🏽‍⚕️ Doctor:
“Good. Now let us treat the real illness.”
👩🏽‍⚕️ Nurse Nnenna (smiling):
“Next time sir, consult us before consulting your data.
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Nurse Nnenna (checking her phone):
“People are posting jollof rice, chicken, family… 😭
Meanwhile me… drip and injection.”
📱 Phone notification:
“Happy Easter from family group 🐣💖”
👩🏽‍⚕️ Nurse Nnenna:
“Happy Easter ke? Na hospital I dey celebrate resurrection oo.”
🛎️ Patient presses bell aggressively
🧓 Patient:
“Nurse! Nurse!! I wan turn!”
👩🏽‍⚕️ Nnenna (under her breath):
“Jesus rose… but me I never even sit down since morning 😭”
🍗 She opens her nylon – small rice & one tiny meat
👩🏽‍⚕️ Nnenna:
“This one no even reach ‘Last Supper’ 😩”
🛎️ Another bell rings
👩🏽‍⚕️ Nnenna (standing up again):
“Lord… as you rose, abeg raise my strength too 🙏”
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POV: You’re just minding your business and cough small… 😭

🤧 coughs

🚶🏽‍♀️ freezes

😳 “Wait… what was that??”

💧💧

Ahhh… motherhood really humbled me 😭

Nobody told me that after giving birth, ordinary cough can turn to “mini flood” 💀

If you relate, you’re not alone!
It’s called stress urinary incontinence — and yes, it’s VERY common after childbirth.

What helped me:
✔️ Kegel exercises (don’t skip this o!)
✔️ Not holding urine for too long
✔️ Taking care of my cough early

Motherhood is beautiful… but ah! the hidden struggles 😭❤️

Tag a mama that needs to see this!
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Outpatient Department – Morning

👩🏽‍⚕️ Nurse Nnenna (calling):
“Next patient!”

👩🏽‍🦱 Aunty (enters):
“Good morning nurse.”

(Suddenly… 6 people follow her inside 😳)

👩🏽‍⚕️ Nnenna (confused):
“Umm… madam, the rest should wait outside please.”

👩🏽‍🦱 Aunty:
“They are my support system.”

👨🏽 Uncle:
“I’m her husband.”

👩🏽‍🦳 Grandma:
“I trained her.”

👦🏽 Child:
“I just followed them.”

👩🏽‍⚕️ Nnenna:
“Okay… but only one person is allowed.”

👩🏽‍🦱 Aunty (serious):
“They all need to hear what the doctor will say.”

👩🏽‍⚕️ Nnenna:
“Madam, what exactly is the problem?”

👩🏽‍🦱 Aunty:
“I have headache.”

(Everyone gasps like it’s breaking news 😭)

👨🏽 Uncle:
“I told her it’s serious!”

👩🏽‍🦳 Grandma:
“It started from childhood!”

👦🏽 Child:
“Mummy, will you die?? 😭”

👩🏽‍⚕️ Nnenna (holding her head):
“Jesus… it’s paracetamol you need, not village meeting 😂”

POV: One patient, whole family consultation 🤣
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EPISODE 4: “THE PATIENT THAT KNOWS GOOGLE MORE THAN YOU”
Scene: Ward – Morning shift
👩🏽‍⚕️ Nurse Nnenna (checking vitals):
“Good morning sir, how are you feeling today?”
🧔🏽 Patient:
“I didn’t sleep well… I Googled my symptoms.”
👩🏽‍⚕️ Nnenna:
“Oh really? What did you find?”
🧔🏽 Patient (serious face):
“It said I might have three different diseases… including one rare one from America.” 😭
👩🏽‍⚕️ Nnenna:
“Sir… what are your symptoms again?”
🧔🏽 Patient:
“Headache and small fever.”
👩🏽‍⚕️ Nnenna (trying not to laugh):
“And Google gave you international illness?” 😂
🧔🏽 Patient:
“Yes! So I don’t think this your paracetamol will work.”
👩🏽‍⚕️ Nnenna:
“Okay sir… should I call Google to come and treat you?” 😌
🧔🏽 Patient:
“Ah no no nurse, just do your own!”

“Dear patients, Google is not your doctor… we are still here o!” 😭💉

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Scene: Ward – Morning shift (Discharge day)

👩🏽‍⚕️ Nurse Nnenna (smiling, holding file):
“Good morning sir! You’re fit to go home today 🎉”

🧔🏽‍♂️ Patient (suddenly serious):
“Home?? Which home??”

👩🏽‍⚕️ Nnenna:
“Yes sir, doctor has discharged you.”

🧔🏽‍♂️ Patient:
“Nurse… I’m still feeling somehow.”

👩🏽‍⚕️ Nnenna:
“What kind of somehow again?”

🧔🏽‍♂️ Patient (thinking fast):
“My left eyebrow is doing zigzag.”

👩🏽‍⚕️ Nnenna (confused):
“Sir… your eyebrow??”

🧔🏽‍♂️ Patient:
“Yes! And small headache… and slight dizziness… and maybe malaria wants to come back.”

👩🏽‍⚕️ Nnenna:
“But all your results are fine o.”

🧔🏽‍♂️ Patient (low voice):
“Nurse… truth be told… food here is better than my house 😭”

👩🏽‍⚕️ Nnenna (laughs):
“Ahhh so that’s the diagnosis!”

🧔🏽‍♂️ Patient:
“And nobody is disturbing me here… at home my children will finish me.”

👩🏽‍⚕️ Nnenna:
“Sir, this is hospital, not hotel 😭”

🧔🏽‍♂️ Patient:
“Just add 2 more days for observation… of the food.”

👩🏽‍⚕️ Nnenna (writing):
“Observation: Patient enjoys hospital life too much 😂”

NURSE NNENNA – EPISODE 2: “NEPA STRIKES DURING INJECTION

👩🏽‍⚕️ Nurse Nnenna (holding a syringe):
“Alright sir, just a small injection, don’t worry.”

🧔🏽‍♂️ Patient (tense):
“Nurse abeg be gentle o, I no like injection.”

👩🏽‍⚕️ Nnenna (smiling):
“Relax, I’ve done this a thousand times.”

(She moves closer… just about to inject)

💡 NEPA takes light. Everywhere goes dark.

🧔🏽‍♂️ Patient (shouts):
“JESUS!!! Nurse don’t move!!! 😭”

👩🏽‍⚕️ Nnenna (freezes):
“Sir, I never even touch you!”

🧔🏽‍♂️ Patient:
“Stay there! Wait for light! I no wan collect blind injection ooo!”

👩🏽‍⚕️ Nnenna (trying not to laugh):
“Okay sir, we’ll pause your destiny for NEPA 😭”

(Light suddenly comes back)

💡 Up NEPA!

👩🏽‍⚕️ Nnenna (quickly injects):
“Done!”

🧔🏽‍♂️ Patient (confused):
“Eh?? That’s all?”

👩🏽‍⚕️ Nnenna:
“Yes sir… NEPA delay pain, not injection 😂”

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